AttyAlum wrote:Jet915 wrote:bleedblue wrote:Officially in the cayman islands with Clemson, Georgia, Bonnie's, Boise State, Akron, Georgia state and Illinois state
ill be watching from the webcam assuming they have one.....
...and it actually works....
Longtime promoter Maury Hanks has announced two sweeping changes connected to this year's tournament.
"We know not all fans can travel with their team to the Caymans, but fans everywhere will want to follow their team through every modern means possible. Therefore, in order to capture every important moment of game action, I'm bringing in a crack team of courtroom sketch artists who will transmit their striking images back to the States, as soon as their drawings dry and they can be loaded onto steamships headed back to the mainland".
"Not only that", he continued, "Fans have my commitment that, in a departure from previous tournaments I've run, stats and other important information will be instantly transmitted and that, this year, we will be using the telegraph, seeing as how preliminary test runs for my first choice, Pony Express, were not as successful as we had hoped". "I promise", Hanks summarized, "We will bring to fans of these eight schools the ultimate in 19th century technology."
Concluding on a personal note, Hanks said "As I've often told President Taft, times change and we must learn to change with them".