#RollJays wrote:LJay wrote:What will Art do?!
That’s a parody account
#RollJays wrote:LJay wrote:What will Art do?!
AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?
bluejayfan00 wrote:#RollJays wrote:LJay wrote:What will Art do?!
That’s a parody account
AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?
vivid_dude wrote:AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?
It is my strongly held belief that this is one of the most underrated moments in college basketball history - not just Creighton history.
A coach enjoys success at a mid-major program. Gets the call from a much larger school in a power conference. Offered many millions more dollars in compensation. Tours facilities. Gets to know university leadership. Accepts offer. Signs contract. Begins planning for the big move to Fayetteville. Dream comes true! You made it, coach!
(18 hours later)
Attends press conference. Chants start. The southern drawls become less and less understandable. Teeth missing in crowd. Disproportionate number of people chewing straw. Chants continue. Chants forced upon him in one of the most cringeworthy displays imaginable. Soul leaves body. Looks around in bewilderment, wondering, "Is this really happening?"
(18 hours later)
An emphatic "FUCK THIS!" Asks out of contract. Drops off the duffle bags of cash he was foregoing. Boards a plane to Omaha. Welcome back, Coach!
Poor Dana!
SDJay wrote:vivid_dude wrote:AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?
It is my strongly held belief that this is one of the most underrated moments in college basketball history - not just Creighton history.
A coach enjoys success at a mid-major program. Gets the call from a much larger school in a power conference. Offered many millions more dollars in compensation. Tours facilities. Gets to know university leadership. Accepts offer. Signs contract. Begins planning for the big move to Fayetteville. Dream comes true! You made it, coach!
(18 hours later)
Attends press conference. Chants start. The southern drawls become less and less understandable. Teeth missing in crowd. Disproportionate number of people chewing straw. Chants continue. Chants forced upon him in one of the most cringeworthy displays imaginable. Soul leaves body. Looks around in bewilderment, wondering, "Is this really happening?"
(18 hours later)
An emphatic "FUCK THIS!" Asks out of contract. Drops off the duffle bags of cash he was foregoing. Boards a plane to Omaha. Welcome back, Coach!
Poor Dana!
What an epic descrition of that iconic moment. Captures it PERFECTLY!!
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